1. Bicycles don't get pregnant
2. You can ride your bicycle at any time of the month.
3. Bicycles don't have parents
4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.
6. You can share your bicycle with your mates.
7. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have ridden.
8. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.
9. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.
10. You'll never hear "Surprise you are going to own a new bicycle", unless you go out and buy another one.
11. If your bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
12. If your bicycle gets too loose you can tighten it.
13. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.
14. You can ride your bicycle for as long as you want and it won't get sore.
15. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
16. Your parents won't keep in touch with your old bicycle after you have dumped it.
17. Bicycles don't get headaches.
18. If you say bad things to your bicycles you don't have to say sorry before you ride it again.
19. Bicycles don't insult you if you’re a bad rider.
20. Your bicycle never wants a night out with other bicycles.
21. Bicycles don’t care if your late.
22. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bike.
23. If your bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get new parts.
24. You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet it's mother.
25. The only protection you have to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helmet.
26. When in mixed company you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your bicycle.